While you're out there setting all kinds of ambitious goals for the year - hitting the gym, eating healthier, cutting off toxic exes, and decluttering your life to lying to yourself- I'm here with a crucial request.

For your sake, mine and for the sake of your sexual well-being: Please, Do Not Have Bad Sex This Year.

I know it's only the start of the year, but some of you have already fallen victim to your sexual cravings.

Maybe you've already given in to a fleeting moment of passion, or perhaps you've been swiping through dating apps, desperately seeking a connection that won't leave you heartbroken like last year's flings.