Greetings, Geoffrey Rigathi Gachagua, from the undulating hills and valleys of the lush green Kamukuywa.

The people here, just like millions across the country, have been listening to you shouting from Wamunyoro-the mountaintop, literally.

They have noted your apparent remarkable transformation from the Saul of Karen to the Paul of Wamunyoro.

They have carefully listened to your articulate political anecdotes and have been left wondering, "eh!, eh!, eeeh!." Perhaps shaped by you literature background and a blend of folk wisdom, you're a superb storyteller.